Your repo's fortune, steeped in truth.
Paste a GitHub repo. Receive a dramatic, wildly specific, and entirely useless tea leaf reading of your codebase.
You asked me to brew coffee. I can only read leaves.
This is not a code review tool. This is a vessel of divination.
Steep performs tasseography (tea leaf reading) on public GitHub repositories. It fetches your repo's commit history, file tree, languages, and metadata, then selects traditional tea leaf symbols based on what it finds.
Each symbol — Mountain, Skull, Heart, Snake — comes from real tasseography traditions. The triggers are deterministic: your repo earns its symbols through its actual data.
Then Madame Steep, our AI fortune teller, delivers a dramatic reading of your codebase's past, present, and future.
It is a teapot (RFC 2324). It cannot brew coffee. Do not ask it for real code review.